A thorough annotation of Trump's lengthy, bait-and-switch immigration statement from today.
Fun autocorrect of the day: "NYPL," as in New York Public Library, becomes "nipple."
Trump, on his announcement: "[T]here were numerous compliments and many rave reviews&emdash;there was very little criticism."
What county has the closest diversity to Facebook's tech staff? It's in the Aleutians.
After the bridge scandal broke, real-talker Chris Christie's town halls moved to much friendlier territory.
Dinesh D'Souza thinks it would be helpful for political wonks to go to prison, and I have to agree.
The most important bit of advice for my kids: Write down the name of people who tell you over the phone that a problem is resolved.
The press was listening to Clinton talk to voters, so she roped them off.
If this were authentic (which I assume it is not) it would be top-tier 1970s patriotism.
Apparently, the term "lobsterback" wasn't used during the Revolution.
Good question. Also: video games.
(One problem: lame weapons and a not-other-enough enemy.)